When Gaz Beadle decided to treat Charlotte Crosby to a ‘real date’ in Geordie Shore last night, it wasn’t just the angels that were rejoicing – Char could barely contain herself, and even pal Chloe was impressed with the whole shebang.
However, the excitement of booze, food and a potential ‘love-making’ sesh (his own words) got a bit too much for Gaz and he ended up spewing all over the floor before he could make it to the bedroom.
Nice.
To say that the pair have had their ups and downs over the last five years is an understatement, but when Gaz wanted to pull out all the stops for his first ever official date with Charlotte we all swooned and did the emoji hand clap.
Eating pizza and drinking bubbly surrounded by rose petals must have sparked something in Gaz, who decided to tell Charlotte: “It’s our first date, it was nice … so tonight, we’re not having sex. We’re making love.”
Blimey!
Positively thrilled and intrigued as to how the parsnip wielder would ‘make love’ to her, Charlotte eagerly bagged them the shag pad so that they could continue their night of passion.
Gaz promised the Geordie lass: “We’ll be kissing the whole time. It’ll be slow like, then fast and we’ll be kissing.”
And what woman could resist such a charming explanation of the horizontal tango?
Gaz’s gut, however, had different ideas and after promising a night of hot loving, the Beadle instead chose to throw up everywhere, and was consequently taken to bed.
Luckily (we guess?) the two picked up where they left off later on that night, and despite his vom-fest, Gaz said: “tonight has been my perfect date.”
Sweet. Sort of.