Waaaay back before Stephanie Davis and Jeremy McConnell consumed our every waking moment (January), there was another bad celebrity romance we were borderline obsessed with:
Gary Beadle and Charlotte Crosby.
It was only last month that Charlotte confessed her love for Gaz, and he’s responded with an equally romantic gesture: revealing that he has a sex spreadsheet that (presumably) Charlotte has a column in.
Don’t worry if you don’t know what a sex spreadsheet is, we didn’t either until he explained.
“Everyone knows my shag number is in the thousands. But I stopped counting when I got to a certain number. I had a spreadsheet on my computer up until about 700 girls.
It was an Excel spreadsheet so I could just log in whenever and put dots down when I’d done another girl,” Gaz told The Sun.
Charming Gaz.
“I get girls sending me pictures on Instagram bent over going: ‘If you want to f*ck me, here’s my number!” he continued.
Well, isn’t that cute and classy?
We can see exactly why Charlotte is so into him.
Aww, look how cute they are.
Geordie Shore season 12 premieres at 10pm on Tuesday 15 March on MTV with newbies Marty Mckenna and Chantelle Connelly.