Call us creeps who really need to get a life outside dwelling on reality stars we don't know, but we get really sad at the thought they may not be as pally as they seem on screen.
So we imagine that, between filming, the *Geordie Shore *cast past and present do basically the same thing sans cameras (hit the toon for family nights, bang each other etc etc).
But the reunion atmosphere and surprise at everyone's new looks during each first episode kinda ruins all this for us…
And ruining it still more is Gary Beadle's latest comments about Vicky Pattison, which aren't particularly friendly.
The two have an ongoing feud (cry cry), and he's admitted it would be tense if they both appeared on I'm A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here (after Vicks said she'd like to host the spin off show).
He said: "Well that would be pretty awkward if I went on it and she was. We don't hate each other, but we just don't speak.
"We are not friends enough to know what each other is doing. I wish her all the best," he told BANG Showbiz.
WAAAAHHH.
And that ain't the only Gary related insult flying about RN – Stephen Bear called him a "muppet".
A MUPPET.
Is he in twelve?
He made this startling assertion in Ex On The Beach's shack of secrets, saying: "I don't care about anyone in the villa, they're not my friends, they're acquaintances. So Gaz's feelings… sorry mate, you're a Muppet."
The reason behind his words was Lillie Lexie Gregg, who he's currently got the hots for on the show.
It ends with them getting together, him cheating on her in Celebrity Big Brother, and then her storming in and providing the most excruciating bit of telly ever – but we're pretending that doesn't happen for now.
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