Gemma Collins is getting a wee bit too obsessed with her liquid-only diet, we reckon – she’s tweeted that she’s only drinking water today.
Hopefully that’s just a joke about her terrible hangover and she’s actually getting stuck in to a giant fry-up right now, because she went out last night for a knees-up.
She tweeted:
The ex-TOWIE star recently revealed she’d lost nearly three stone in a month on a juicing retreat, which is apparently a thing people really go on.
She shed the pounds by drinking only freshly pressed juice for four entire weeks, so we’re frankly astounded she even wants a drop more liquid in her body right now.
Gemma, 34, was out last night for the Real Housewives Of Cheshire star Dawn Ward’s 3D-Skinned launch, and wore a patterned dress from her own range to accentuate her weight loss.
She posed with former castmate Amy Childs on arrival and showed off a brand new ‘gringe’ – that’s a grown-up fringe, FYI, which you can read all about on page 49 of this week’s heat mag.
Gemma Collins' most iconic statements EVER
I'm A Celebrity 2014: Gemma Collins most iconic statements
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"People are going to see the real bare, stripped-back me. I might just become Bear Grylls, you never know."We never did get to see Gemma chowing down on a raw snake, drinking her own urine or sleeping inside a rancid camel (yep, Bear Grylls has seriously done all of those things).
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"Yeah alright, I've cracked at the first hurdle. It's like the turtle and the slug or the horse and the rabbit or something, I can't remember what it is."Who could forget the age-old story of the turtle and the slug?
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"If they don’t give us a treat I’m going to kill myself.”Well, the suicide threats didn’t work, but outside of the jungle is a plentiful world of treats just waiting for Gem.
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"I've never been in a shower which takes so much hard work but you've just got to roll with it, like Oasis said."
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"I feel like I’ve got malaria. My poo is bright fluorescent yellow, we’ve got to get out of here today.”Symptoms of malaria do not include yellow poo, constant whinging or an Essex accent, sorry Gem.
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"Seriously, I'd give anything for a bit of dried fruit. Dried fruit! I'm not even asking for a ham sandwich. You know what I mean? With a packet of Quavers on the side."We’re not sure dried fruit is the best remedy for fluorescent yellow diarrhea Gem, maybe just stick to dry bread and water until the ‘malaria’ clears up.
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"People that murder get treated better than this, and that's the truth. Even a murderer gets fed three times a day."Murderers also don’t get paid at least £25,000 to go on a jolly holiday to Australia either. They also tend not to have strops and quit their sentences, but who cares about the details….
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"If I'm not in that camp in three minutes, I'm quitting."That’s what the helicopter was for, Gem.