Celebrity Big Brother is almost upon us (again… but that’s OK, because we love it) and there are a whole slew of new rumours to wade through.
BUT WE LOVE TO WADE THROUGH RUMOURS. WE LOVE IT SO.
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The new house theme is UK vs. USA – which means there are going to be even more brash Americans all over our screens than ever – and we’re guessing a whole load of tension over tasks involving stereotypical items like tea cups and HP sauce (UK, obvs) and burgers (the States).
So, who’s rumoured to be going in?
Janice Dickinson
Firmly team USA, supermodel and reality telly veteran Janice would certainly have a lot to say for herself. She’s already done I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here! (where she came second), and has reportedly been offered a whacking £300,000 to go on CBB. Get her in, we say.
Dan Osborne
After a controversial year in which he was axed from TOWIE after he was caught on tape making a series of vile remarks to his ex, Megan Tomlin, Dan is said to be keen to make amends with the British public by going on the show. An insider told The Mirror that he’s signed up for the show.
Hulk Hogan
Another American, we see. We’re a bit scared of The Hulk but he’d totally jazz up our evenings with those muscles and all that Spandex.
Gemma Collins
The GC has quit TOWIE (for the billionth time), so what better move next than Celebrity Big Brother? If she goes on, we can guarantee tears and diva strops, like her brief stint on the I’m A Celeb jungle, which is just dandy with us.
Dapper Laughs
Disgraced comic Dapper (real name Daniel O’Reilly) has been rumoured for the show after he was kicked off ITV for making rape jokes at one of his gigs. We’re saying a firm “no thank you” to this rumour, but it could happen. Unfortunately.
Jason Gardiner
Well, former Dancing On Ice judge Jason’s not from the UK or the USA (he’s an Aussie, do keep up), but we guess he can go on the show if he does some of his famous withering put-downs and stirs up some drama. Because we love CBB drama. heatworld rubs hands in anticipation
Celebrity Big Brother starts on 27 August, 9pm, Channel 5