Gemma Collins is saving her ‘designer vagina’ for Mr Right

That’s Mr Right, not Mr Mark Wright

Gemma Collins

by Hayley Kadrou |
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After proudly bragging about her designer vagina to Bobby Norris live on The Only Way Is Essex (to which he responded “It's like a new penny!”), Gemma Collins has erm, opened up, about her procedure once again.

Talking to Closer magazine, the reality star told how she wouldn’t be revealing her new downstairs to just anyone. While on a sexy shoot with the mag, she said:

“Look at me smouldering! I’m glad I’ve now got my sexy designer vagina – I’ll be saving it for Mr Right now."

£2,000 well spent, ey Gemma? We guess vajazzles just weren’t cutting it anymore?

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The procedure is just one step in Gemma’s total body and image makeover mission, which is all part of her plan to bag a new man. After unsuccessful romances with James Argent and Rami Hawash, 34 year old Gemma Collins doesn’t want to waste anymore time.

Gemma posted this behind the scenes pic to Instagram

She told Closer:

"I feel like this is the start of a new year for me. I've been through my dark days and now I’m more confident than ever.

“I want to lose three stone, get my body under control and then my perfect prince will turn up for sure."

The reality star also recently told The Mirror that she’s going on a month long juice diet in order to drop several dress sizes, and get to her lowest weight yet.

“I'm a size 18 now, but I'll be coming out a 14. I got down to a 16 before, but this will be the smallest I've ever been.”

She also told the paper that’s she’s planning to reveal her new hot bod at the Playboy mansion as a bunny, of course.

We. Can’t. Wait.

I'm A Celebrity 2014: Gemma Collins most iconic statements

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I'm A Celebrity 2014: Gemma Collins most iconic statements

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"People are going to see the real bare, stripped-back me. I might just become Bear Grylls, you never know."We never did get to see Gemma chowing down on a raw snake, drinking her own urine or sleeping inside a rancid camel (yep, Bear Grylls has seriously done all of those things).

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"Yeah alright, I've cracked at the first hurdle. It's like the turtle and the slug or the horse and the rabbit or something, I can't remember what it is."Who could forget the age-old story of the turtle and the slug?

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"If they don’t give us a treat I’m going to kill myself.”Well, the suicide threats didn’t work, but outside of the jungle is a plentiful world of treats just waiting for Gem.

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"I've never been in a shower which takes so much hard work but you've just got to roll with it, like Oasis said."

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"I feel like I’ve got malaria. My poo is bright fluorescent yellow, we’ve got to get out of here today.”Symptoms of malaria do not include yellow poo, constant whinging or an Essex accent, sorry Gem.

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"Seriously, I'd give anything for a bit of dried fruit. Dried fruit! I'm not even asking for a ham sandwich. You know what I mean? With a packet of Quavers on the side."We’re not sure dried fruit is the best remedy for fluorescent yellow diarrhea Gem, maybe just stick to dry bread and water until the ‘malaria’ clears up.

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"People that murder get treated better than this, and that's the truth. Even a murderer gets fed three times a day."Murderers also don’t get paid at least £25,000 to go on a jolly holiday to Australia either. They also tend not to have strops and quit their sentences, but who cares about the details….

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"If I'm not in that camp in three minutes, I'm quitting."That’s what the helicopter was for, Gem.

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