Gemma Collins’ struggles to find a suitable man have long been documented on The Only Way Is Essex.
She had a crush on Mick Norcross who wanted nothing romantically to do with her despite Gemma leaving a pie on his doorstop. Foolish Mick.
Then she had a bit of an odd relationship with Charlie King who later came out as gay.
And she is destined to be with James ‘Arg’ Argent, if only he would come to realize that.
So, it’s perhaps no surprise to see Gemma appear on Tinder, as is the modern way to meet a husband / wife / shag buddy.
Sadly, you can’t swipe right for the Brentwood lovely. Or left, but why would anyone do that?
Instead, Gemma’s retweeted a fan’s chat up line to a potential suitor.
“Seeing as you’re an Aussie and new in the UK.
“Let me introduce you to Gemma Collins.
“Queen of the UK,” user Sam Court wrote, accompanied by a snap of Gems walking a Shetland pony on Celeb Big Brother.
We have to say, we’re with Sam on this one.
Fans of the show (or maybe just us) were distraught to see Gemma fall out with her best buddy Bobby Norris during last night’s episode of Towie.
Bobby took umbrage when Gemma yawned over him talking about his foray into book publishing.
“I don’t want to bore you out your arsehole,” Bobby said, before stropping off.
Noooo! Why is life so cruel? We’re sure that those two will be buds again before long though. Otherwise what is the point of anything?
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