If you've been on this thing called 'the internet' any time in the last few weeks, you'll know the UK is in the grip of something powerful, nasty and frightening.
No, not the Tory government (lol jks Theresa May): KILLER CLOWNS.
These malevolent beasts have been standing on street corners, following people into woods and just generally scaring the bejeezus out of everyone they meet.
(They're also usually teenagers dressing up for a laugh, but let's not let THAT get in the way of a good story.)
So spare a thought for poor old Chloe Ferry off Geordie Shore – she faced down a killer clown and WON.
By winning, we mean she survived the encounter more or less in one piece.
Taking to Snapchat after the terrifying incident, Chloe said:
"Just to let everyone know I've just had a clown jump out at us and I was so fucking scared. He could have had a f*cking knife! He could have had a knife!"
It's not been the best week for our Chlo – not only has she been forced to take on the KC, she also got absolutely floored by a clotheshanger while packing for the next series of Geordie Shore.
Actual LOL.
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