Chloe Ferry, *Geordie Shore *relative newbie, suffered a serious wardrobe malfunction yesterday.
The Newcastle poppet, who we're growing very fond of, flashed her actual nipples when she was announced as the new face/head of Lauren Pope's hair extensions.
No, we're not entirely sure why Lauren didn't choose a TOWIE cast member either. But picking Chloe is certainly a statement given the ongoing *Geordie Shore / TOWIE *WAR (that we have pretty much invented because we want it to exist).
Anyway, Chloe made a fundamental error when getting dressed as she seems to have forgotten her bra.
OK, this is NSFW unless your work really loves nipples.
Not wearing underwear is a pretty classic Chloe error.
See also:
And:
It's her right to wear absolutely whatsoever she wants, we salute that.
But we can't help but think that all her problems could be sorted with a nice knicker / vest combination. It's JANUARY. That's all.
Hang on - we've just remembered that Chloe has frequently declared herself to be in love with Scotty T.
Is a Megan McKenna or Tiffany Pollard spat on the cards?
Because we're not sure how Chloe would fare, Megan and Tiffany both look like they could really handle themselves.
Unless Chloe's still dating Martin McKenna, who we actually have reservations about too after he indirectly caused the break-up of Marnie Simpson and Ricky Rayment.
Worried.