Gary Beadle, Geordie Shore’s premier peen, has just done something that’s left us flabbergasted.
He almost won a cooking show called Hell’s Kitchen Australia.
And by almost, we mean came second. A woman called Debra Lawrance actually won but we haven’t heard of her and gosh that’s a big knife.
But Gaz Beadle came second! Can you Adam and Eve it? We didn’t know Gaz could make anything other than our blood boil, or perhaps a parsnip surprise - and that’s not the kind of surprise we want to put in our mouth.
Well done, Gaz. Maybe he could bring out his own brand of Geordie Pouring sauces now. Come on, that totally works.
And he could maybe do with a moneymaker now he has or has not quit Geordie Shore to concentrate on fatherhood. It’s all rather confusing TBH.
Is this a good time to have a look at Gaz’s huge penis? There’s never a bad time so far as we’re concerned.
The owner of a cock-a-doodle-doo the size and girth of a Sky remote control (he claims) is mysteriously absent from series 15 of Geordie Shore so far. And as Aaron Chalmers left last week, and Scotty T walks out tonight, the only men left in the house are Marty McKenna and Nathan Henry.
Actually, we quite fancy the idea of an all-girl Geordie Shore for a bit. Make it happen, eh MTV?
Speaking of Nathan, he is involved in an EPIC TWITTER WAR with Ex On The Beach’s Joshua Ritchie.
And there are few things we like better than an EPIC TWITTER WAR.
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