WARNING: THIS ARTICLE CONTAINS SPOILERS FROM THE OUTSET AND THROUGHOUT
Marnie Simpson's return is geuninely the only good thing that happens in the next episode of Geordie Shore; everything else that happens is just pure doom and gloom. Honestly.
While Chloe's absolutely buzzin to have her best pal back, it
looks like she needed someone on her side after things come to an ALMIGHTY head between Scotty T and new girl Chantelle Connelly.
It's literally a case of Chantelle vs the rest of the house as an ALMIGHTY FIGHT KICKS OFF BETWEEN THE GIRLS.
Let us explain: Chloe loves Scotty and he doesn't love her back. But instead of thinking that there are plenty more blonde and muscly fish in the sea, Chloe not-so-subtle Ferry sucked off Scotty in the last ep - which led to her thinking she's claimed her man back.
But OF COURSE, Chantelle finds out about their rendezvous and hatches a plan to make sure Chloe know that Scotty will always go back to her.
So she hooks up with him right in front of her face. AGAIN.

So she goes absolutely RADGE X A MILLION.

Have a look for yourselves:
Its actually quite sad :(
Poor Chlo.
Now feast your eyes on the most outrageous Geordie Shore selfies.
Geordie Shore naked selfies

Gary Beadle naked selfie
Gaz and Scotty T getting a bit cheeky

Gary Beadle naked selfie
Is it getting hot in here?

Charlotte Crosby naked selfie
Charelotte Crosby looking bootylicious

Charlotte Crosby naked selfie
Nothing like a bit of underboob is there, Char?

Nathan Henry naked selfie
Nathan Henry showing off some of his best assets

Nathan Henry naked selfie
He's got buns of steel!

Nathan Henry naked selfie
We are almost speechless

Nathan Henry naked selfie
They look practically identical...

Holly Hagan naked selfie
Holly Hagan, all casual like

Holly Hagan naked selfie
and again...

Holly Hagan naked selfie
...and yet again

Chloe Ferry naked selfie
Chloe Ferry keeping it classy under the covers

Chloe Ferry naked selfie
Showing some side boob there...

Chantelle Connelly naked selfie
Chantelle Connelly getting a bit cheeky with the camera

Chantelle Connelly naked selfie
Looking good in Calvin Klein underwear

Chantelle Connelly naked selfie
Squat-tastic

Marty McKenna naked selfie
Marty McKenna getting artistic with the black and white filters

Marty McKenna naked selfie
Are you naked under those covers? We think so

James Tindale naked selfie
James Tindale showing off his hunky, hunky shoulders

James Tindale naked selfie
Don't pull your joggers down, James! Really!

James Tindale naked selfie
How ab-ulous

Vicky Pattison naked selfie
Vicky Pattison very tactically arranged her hair in this one

Vicky Pattison naked selfie
We miss our Geordie queen.

Marnie Simpson naked selfie
Marnie Simpson does not care if she's run over by a bus

Marnie Simpson naked selfie
We love the rather tactically placed hearts in this

Marnie Simpson naked selfie
Modest

Scotty T naked selfie
Scotty T and his rock solid abs

Scotty T naked selfie
Muscle man?

Scotty T naked selfie
There are no words

Marnie Simpson
Oooh la la, Marnsworth!

Scotty T
Scotty T does his best Kim Kardashian
Geordie Shore continues on Tuesdays at 10pm on MTV.