WARNING: THIS ARTICLE CONTAINS SPOILERS FROM THE OUTSET AND THROUGHOUT
Marnie Simpson's return is geuninely the only good thing that happens in the next episode of Geordie Shore; everything else that happens is just pure doom and gloom. Honestly.
While Chloe's absolutely buzzin to have her best pal back, it
looks like she needed someone on her side after things come to an ALMIGHTY head between Scotty T and new girl Chantelle Connelly.
It's literally a case of Chantelle vs the rest of the house as an ALMIGHTY FIGHT KICKS OFF BETWEEN THE GIRLS.
Let us explain: Chloe loves Scotty and he doesn't love her back. But instead of thinking that there are plenty more blonde and muscly fish in the sea, Chloe not-so-subtle Ferry sucked off Scotty in the last ep - which led to her thinking she's claimed her man back.
But OF COURSE, Chantelle finds out about their rendezvous and hatches a plan to make sure Chloe know that Scotty will always go back to her.
So she hooks up with him right in front of her face. AGAIN.
So she goes absolutely RADGE X A MILLION.
Have a look for yourselves:
Its actually quite sad :(
Now feast your eyes on the most outrageous Geordie Shore selfies.
Geordie Shore naked selfies
Gaz and Scotty T getting a bit cheeky
Is it getting hot in here?
Charelotte Crosby looking bootylicious
Nothing like a bit of underboob is there, Char?
Nathan Henry showing off some of his best assets
He's got buns of steel!
We are almost speechless
They look practically identical...
Holly Hagan, all casual like
...and yet again
Chloe Ferry keeping it classy under the covers
Showing some side boob there...
Chantelle Connelly getting a bit cheeky with the camera
Looking good in Calvin Klein underwear
Marty McKenna getting artistic with the black and white filters
Are you naked under those covers? We think so
James Tindale showing off his hunky, hunky shoulders
Don't pull your joggers down, James! Really!
Vicky Pattison very tactically arranged her hair in this one
We miss our Geordie queen.
Marnie Simpson does not care if she's run over by a bus
We love the rather tactically placed hearts in this
Scotty T and his rock solid abs
There are no words
Oooh la la, Marnsworth!
Scotty T does his best Kim Kardashian
Geordie Shore continues on Tuesdays at 10pm on MTV.