Geordie Shore is back on our telly screens for a jaw-dropping tenth series next week.
It’s been flipping FOREVER (five months) since we last saw our filthy faves, so here’s a little taster of what’s coming up in the series opener.
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We’re going to see a LOT of Charlotte Crosby. By which we mean, a lot of Charlotte’s bits.

See?

SEE?

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There will be a MASSIVE row between Holly Hagan and Kyle Christie when Holly says that Charlotte is the only person she loves in the house, and Holly will trash the villa a bit. Oh, Holly.

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Kyle has a whole new look.

Words. Fail. Us.
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Chloe Etherington, who as far as we are aware is an adult human, can’t swim. But she jumps in the pool anyway, clever girl.

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Charlotte has had an M for Mitch tattooed on her arm to prove how serious she and her boyfriend are.

*Geordie Shore series 10 begins on Tuesday 20 October at 10pm on MTV. *
We are foaming with excitement.