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Five things we know about Geordie Shore series 10

Can’t wait ‘til next week for a Geordie injection? You don’t have to!

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by Georgina Terry |
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Geordie Shore is back on our telly screens for a jaw-dropping tenth series next week.

It’s been flipping FOREVER (five months) since we last saw our filthy faves, so here’s a little taster of what’s coming up in the series opener.

  1. We’re going to see a LOT of Charlotte Crosby. By which we mean, a lot of Charlotte’s bits.

Charlotte confuses the hallway with a private place

See?

What is happening here?

SEE?

Oh, Char

  1. There will be a MASSIVE row between Holly Hagan and Kyle Christie when Holly says that Charlotte is the only person she loves in the house, and Holly will trash the villa a bit. Oh, Holly.

Trashing the villa. Classic Geordie Shore.

  1. Kyle has a whole new look.

Do brunettes have more fun? Do they though?

Words. Fail. Us.

  1. Chloe Etherington, who as far as we are aware is an adult human, can’t swim. But she jumps in the pool anyway, clever girl.

Chloe. An adult human.

  1. Charlotte has had an M for Mitch tattooed on her arm to prove how serious she and her boyfriend are.

Um, is Charlotte double jointed?

Charlotte and Mitch have since broken up.

*Geordie Shore series 10 begins on Tuesday 20 October at 10pm on MTV. *

We are foaming with excitement.

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