We all love a Geordie Shore romance, even though they rarely work out in the long run.
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There's something about watching the dynamics between two extremely beaut young guns, shut off from the rest of reality for a lil while, trying to make things work in a drunken haze of tequila, kebabs and pure and utter carnage.
And while Charlotte and Gary eclipsepretty much every other couple in the house, there IS another twosome that we've fallen hook line and sinker for.
Holly Hagan and Kyle Christie? Nah. Scott Timlin and Chloe Ferry? Noooooope.
It's Aaron and Marnie – who have been flirting, arguing and not-sealing-the-deal for a good solid two years now.
Geordie Shore: Big Birthday Battle was the series they started to make things official; they arrived together in matching outfits and neither of them have eyes for anyone else or plans to get engaged again anytime soon (hello Ricky Rayment, remember that?)
Awks.
So it's pretty time they bucked their way right into the shagpad, right?
Will they? Won't they?
Does this look like the faces of two people who have just bumped uglies?
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IT SURE DOES.
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WOOOOOO.
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This is a big step in the Aaron/Marnie development, as they leave this series wanting to make a go of things in the big outside world.
However, ever since Marnie revealed exclusively to heat that she's bisexual last month, she's been quick to criticise Aaron for not being supportive of her decision.
She told The Sun: "Aaron's being a dick about it, actually. He probably said something different to you becuase he's a liar.
"He's friends with a girl I've got with and he's not happy about it. Am I bothered? He had about two-and-a-half or three years to get with me and did he? No. He's a dick."
But just days after these comments were published, the pair were posting cosy snaps on Instagram AND Snapchat – so there's still that glimmer of hope.
We're still rooting for 'em.
Geordie Shore's Big Birthday Battle continues Tuesday 17 May at 10pm on MTV.
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Gaz and Scotty T getting a bit cheeky
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Is it getting hot in here?
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Charelotte Crosby looking bootylicious
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Nothing like a bit of underboob is there, Char?
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Nathan Henry showing off some of his best assets
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He's got buns of steel!
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We are almost speechless
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They look practically identical...
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Holly Hagan, all casual like
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and again...
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...and yet again
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Chloe Ferry keeping it classy under the covers
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Showing some side boob there...
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Chantelle Connelly getting a bit cheeky with the camera
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Looking good in Calvin Klein underwear
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Squat-tastic
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Marty McKenna getting artistic with the black and white filters
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Are you naked under those covers? We think so
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Don't pull your joggers down, James! Really!
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How ab-ulous
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Vicky Pattison very tactically arranged her hair in this one
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We miss our Geordie queen.
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We love the rather tactically placed hearts in this
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Modest
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Muscle man?
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There are no words
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