Just when we thought Geordie Shore’s Big Birthdayreunion was going to be all rainbows, kisses and cuddles – a MEGA kick-off is on the cards and believe us when we say it’s MEGA.
Team Charlotte vs Team Gary – who's going to come out on top?
Can you guess who it’s between?
Charlotte Crosby and Gary Beadle?
Marnie Simpson and Aaron Chalmers?
Nooooope, it’s former best pals Marty McKenna and old housemate Daniel-Thomas Tuck, who come to major blows over Chloe Ferry.
Fresh from their session in the shag pad, Marty and Chloe confess their feelings for each and make the mutual decision not to go near anyone else when they hit the Toon. Marty even pinky-promises – which means tashing on with other girls is out the question.
So when Dan takes a shine to Chloe on a family night out and Marty ignores her pleads for him not to go on the pull, things get bitter and nasty real quick.
We’re surprised no-one was really hurt, TBH.
WATCH:
OUCH.
This is BAD.
Geordie Shore: Big Birthday Battle continues on Tuesday at 10pm on MTV
***Plus there's a DOUBLE DOSE OF GEORDIE LOVE tomorrow to mark five years since the first episode aired. ***