Great news fans of sex books – that EL James has released a new book called Grey.
The Fifty Shades Of Grey author has come up with the novel (geddit?) idea of writing a version of her saucy books from the view of Christian Grey – that guy who is into all that kinky stuff.
After reading as much as we could stomach when it came out this morning – which is just over three pages – we decided to do ourselves (and you) a favour by just scouring the internet for the grossest, sauciest and downright filthiest lines in the book so we can skip the rest of the book.
Sorry in advance for putting you off ginger forever…