We didn’t think we’d ever write a story like this. Katy Perry is warring with a group of Los Angeles nuns. Now if we were Katy, we’d back down. Remember, the nuns have got god on their side. We hope she’s saying her prayers.
This argument is claimed to have started after Katy found a property, a former convent, in the Los Angeles hills. According to the LA Times, the* Roar* star struck a deal with local Archbishop Jose Gomez and he promised the property to her.
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But, it turns out that five nuns from the convent are claiming they’ve sorted their own sale – to businessman Dana Hollister who’s planning to turn it into a hotel.
Now the nuns and the archbishop are rowing over who owns the rights to the property.
Katy is reported to have tried to win the angry nuns over, by singing a rendition of Oh Happy Day and showing them her religious tattoo on her wrist. But, according to Sister Rita Callanan, they won’t budge.
“Our days have not been happy since then, I can assure you,” Sister Rita told* TODAY*.
Sister Rita also told explained how they’d seen Katy’s half time Super Bowl performance and were less than impressed. She added: “I thought, is that a way to make money? Maybe I could fly around. I could be the flying nun.”
It’s claimed that Katy really wants the property but we think she’s got a battle on her hands.
Katy Perry Halftime
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The morning of the Super Bowl, Katy tweeted this SUPER CUTE throwback pic.
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Then her ex-husband Russell Brand tweeted her, which was nice.
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She entered on a MASSIVE LION singing Roar. Or a tiger. But we think a LION.
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And she was QUEEN of that lion/tiger
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Then Lenny Kravitz came onstage to sing I Kissed A Girl
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And the internet was like "Why is Katy Perry twerking against that fella from The Hunger Games if she likes kissing girls?"
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She did some AWESOME hair flips
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SHE FILLED THE STAGE WITH EMOJIS for Teenage Dream and California Gurls
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She danced with some sharks
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Insert own playing-with-balls joke here thanks
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Is it us, or do these dancers look a LOT like Taylor Swift when she's on holiday??
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Missy Elliot came onstage and heralded Katy's third costume
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It was pretty sassy.
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We enjoyed Katy's sassy microphone being attached to her wrist. That's just practical
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SHE FLEW UP IN THE AIR ON A GIANT SHOOTING STAR. That'll be why the mic was strapped to her wrist. Also why Missy Elliot had two songs on her own, while she was attached to it, we're guessing.
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Then it turned into a shooting star with pyrotechnics
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She pulled some INCRED faces when she was hitting the Firework crescendo
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This one was pretty good too.
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Then, there were a lot of FIREWORKS. Obviously.