Gwyneth Paltrow is launching a range of ready meals!

Kale ravioli gluten-free pasta, anyone?

Gwyneth Paltrow

by Rosie Gizauskas |
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We love lunch. In fact we just had TWO lunches, because we like it THAT much, and it’s just really hard not to sometimes. Know what we mean?

Gwyneth Paltrow loves lunch too, especially of the really healthy variety, and she’s on a mission to bring her recipes to normal folk.

Yes, you will soon by able to buy Gwyneth Paltrow’s actual ready meals.

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Gywnnie is one of the healthiest people on the planet (or she’d like you to think, we saw you eating a burger with Chris Martin that one time, Gwyn) so don’t expect her new range of ready meals to be much apart from loads of kale. Zzzz.

The 3 Green Hearts range has stuff like kale ravioli gluten-free pasta, quinoa salad and something called a “frosting shot” which is probably made from Gwyneth’s actual spit, with no added sugar.

Personal trainer and all-round guru lady Tracy Anderson is going to be Gwyneth’s business partner and she told Hamptons magazine:

“I've figured out how to make the best cookies that have no gluten, no soy, no dairy, no nuts, no eggs - all the main common allergens.”

Sounds, er, delicious.

We’re still holding out for Gwyneth to drop a sneaky lasagne in there, one of the really mushy ones, with a plastic lid that you poke with a knife and put into the microwave. Go on, Gwyneth.

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