Harper Beckham has been calling David Beckham FAT

One thing we don’t associate with David Beckham – in any way, shape or form – is being overweight.

The man is a honed, toned god. All those years of football, and now, all these years of doing the vacuuming while Victoria’s working at her shop.

We’ve all seen the most recent pants ads, haven’t we? Don’t pretend like you haven’t. Cased closed.

However Davey B’s daughter Harper doesn’t agree. She thinks that Dave is FAT :(

David went on Jimmy Kimmel’s show and revealed that little Harper has been body-shaming him. It’s kind of dark.

David told Jimmy: ''I was bathing Harper and had got her out and was towelling her down when she said: ‘Daddy I love you but I don't like you, you're so chubby!’ I didn't think I was, but…!”

WHAT!?

Now, we’re tempted to go round and tell Harper’s mum on her, but the thing to remember is that Harper is THREE. At that age you tend to think there are fairies living inside the walls and that marmalade is made out of goldfish.

Maybe Romeo told Harper than chubby means something totally different to what it actually means. Here’s hoping.

And if you’re reading this, David, please be totally assured that you’re not chubby – and need to keep on doing pants ads for as long as is humanly possible, for the good of all humankind.

No, deffo not fat