Harry Edward Styles - he of Holmes Chapel, One Direction and the slowest voice in the history of the entire universe - turns 23 today. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Harry Styles.
It's hard to actually get your head around the fact he's sold out stadiums, starred in a blockbuster movie (Dunkirk, out July hoorah) and donned more snazzy Gucci shirts than our bank balance could ever dream of affording by TWENTY THREE; but we bloody love him for it. Wanna see why?
10. That time One Direction slaaaayed the game on Carpool Karaoke
YOU'RE INSECURE. DON'T KNOW WHAT FOOOOR.
9. Remember when we twerked at the Teen Choice Awards?
Ed Sheeran didn't know where to look, poor sod.
8. That time he visited Ghana with Liam for Comic Relief
And the 8,765,670 other well charitable things he's done. All the love.
7. Every-frickin'-time he talked about his four nipples
""I've got four nipples. I think I must have been a twin, but the other one went away and left its nipples behind."
Logic.
6. Remember when he donated his hair to the Little Princess Trust?
Initial thought: WAIT NO WHAT ARE YOU DOI--
Second thought: Adorable and selfless.
5. BRIT Awards Wee Gate. Classic.
Who else could get away with being late to pick up one of the biggest awards of their career 'cause they were having a piss?
Nobody, that's who.
4. Just every naked moment, lbr
A wise man once said: "My worst habit is getting naked all the time." That man was Harry Styles, and Harry Styles made us very happy indeed.
3.Every time he ate a banana on stage
The only thing likely to persuade us to get our five-a-day, in all honesty.
2. WHEN HE GOT ALL SWEATY IN THE GYM ON 1D DAY JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY SEND REINFORCEMENTS
1. The fact he's been BFFs with Ed Sheeran for approximately ever
We know 'squad goals' is all very 2015, but they just are damnit.
