Harry Styles calls out an old classmate on stage for stealing his girlfriend

Don’t mess with Harry Styles, OK? (Yeah, yeah, we’d all love to in THAT WAY, but were not talking about THAT, you dirty-minded so-and-so).

Harry managed to deal with all the screaming at a One Direction gig in Oslo (seriously, how? Does he have any eardrums left? Maybe not, actually) and got the crowd of Directioners to keep it down for a moment so he could tell a story about his school days.

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“I have a friend from school in the audience tonight called Jack Robinson,” Harry said.

“I’m going to tell you a quick little story before we do the next song. When I was about 14 years old Jack Robinson stole my girlfriend.

“So if he’s still there at the end of the show, feel free to make little kicks, little digs on the way out. Jack Robinson, love you, sir.”

We think you certainly got the last laugh, Harry.