After sharing a bachelor pad with Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles splashed out £3m on a Hampstead property four years ago and officially became an international man of mystery.
On Wednesday, some yobs decided to paint the C-word across the pristine white wall of his not-so-secret London home.
Fortunately, Harry is away filming the WWII epic Dunkirk with Christopher Nolan.
But this isn't the first time Harry has come under attack.
Last September, a mob of fans tried to storm the gates, right after his security team were on high alert after receiving a serious threat online.
More recently, his mother Anne was hacked in an effort to expose saucy pics of Harry on holiday with Kendall Jenner in the Caribbean.
Speaking to Variety about his judging role on America's Got Talent, Simon Cowell suggested the boys might take more than a year out.
He said: "One Direction, I don't think we'll see as a group for a while now if I'm being honest with you."
The other boys certainly seem to be enjoying their freedom.
Liam Payne is busy posting loved-up selfies with Cheryl.
Louis has moved to Los Angeles to play daddy with son Freddie.
And Niall Horan is alleged chasing Chloe Sims!
With rumours about a permanent split and solo careers in the making, we hope ID mania doesn't tip the boys over the edge.