Not everyone can look like Ryan Gosling. In fact, though many have tried, Ryan Gosling is the only one to have managed it so far. But here at heat we firmly believe that sexy comes in all shapes and sizes, and men don’t need buttocks like a pair of shot-puts in a snood to float our boat. (Not that it hurts, but… you know.)
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You voted in your thousands and now we can reveal your top 20 Weird Crushes of 2014. Click away, friends, and prepare to goggle when you see our number-one winner at the end – he’s done a very special photo shoot with us. So good we had to share it in full…
Oh yeah, and don't to check Matt out on his stand up comedy tour. Get all the details here: www.mattrichardsoncomedy.co.uk
Heat's weird crush 2014
1 of 3420. Simon Bird, 29
Actor, writer, Inbetweener and "Briefcase w**ker"
2 of 34Property guru and half of Phirstie
- Phil Spence, 44
3 of 3418. Jimmy Carr, 41
Well-tailored comic
4 of 3417. Greg McHugh, 33
Howard from Fresh Meat - he also writes sitcoms!
5 of 3416. Peter Capaldi, 55
The new Doctor, and scary, sweary man from The Thick Of It
6 of 3415. Dappy, 26
N-Dubz singer, Celebrity Big Brother wiener-waver, petrol station scrapper
7 of 3414. James Blunt, 39
Soulful crooner who thinks you're beautiful
8 of 3413. Greg Davies, 45
Comedian and actor from The Inbetweeners
9 of 3412. Richard Osman, 43
Quiz show host and towering intellect
10 of 3411. Professor Brian Cox, 45
Professor of physics and awestruck science TV presenter
11 of 34Jake Wood, 41
Max Branning on EastEnders. Gives good stare
12 of 349. John Bishop, 47
Scouse comic and endurance cyclist
13 of 348. Paul Hollywood, 47
Celebrity baker and alpha male silverback
14 of 347. Dynamo, 31
Magician with wibbly thumbs
15 of 346. James Corden, 35
Writer, actor, Smithy, legend
16 of 345. Francis Boulle, 25
Entrepreneur and Made In Chelsea star
17 of 344. Jon Richardson, 31
Comedian and 8 Out Of 10 Cats team captain
18 of 343. Matt Edmondson, 28
TV presenter and DJ
19 of 342. Ed Sheeran, 22
Ginger prince, friend to the stars
20 of 341. Matt Richardson, 22
Comic, Xtra Factor presenter and very good sport
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