Last month, we asked you to open your hearts and reveal a dirty little secret - the unconventionally hot celebrity men you secretly lust after. We promised not to judge you, and - with the exception of a couple of suggestions (you know who you are) - we didn't.
You voted loudly and proudly in your droves, and now we can reveal the top 25 unusual stud muffins that are currently making your pulses race.
The full list's in the mag on sale RIGHT NOW, but do you wanna see the top 5? Ready, steady, swoon...
5. Rylan Clark-Neal
The be-quiffed presenter says: "I'm surprised and grateful I'm even a weird crush. This is probably more exciting than the NTA nomination, to be fair. I will now dine out on this for genuinely at least two weeks. God bless heat."
4. Phillip Schofield
The sexy silver fox of daytime TV has captured our hearts - and now just because he comes into work with a hangover and gets the giggles discussing rude stuff.
3. Ed Sheeran
He's been linked to Tay-Tay and Scherzy, and you lot have a lot of love for unassuming Ed, no doubt thanks to his way with words.
2. Shrimpy off of EastEnders
Ben Champniss is well chuffed, saying: "Thank you EastEnders for letting Jake and I slip through the net. I'd also like to thank my parents for blessing me with these looks, and my fianceé, for settling for the UK's second weirdest crush."
1. Jake Wood
HE'S DONE IT AGAIN. THREE YEARS IN A ROW. THE HAT-TRICK. Read what he has to say about being crowned champ in this week's heat, yeah?
Pick up this week’s issue of heat magazine to see the full 2017 Weird Crush list – check out who's new to the list and our old favourites who keep making an appearance.
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