heat’s Weird Crush 2018: The results

Officially the hot dad in every film he's in, we most love all-American DILF Dennis as Lindsay Lohan's PA in Parent Trap.

We figure this one isn't so much to do with Mr Tamara Ecclestone and is more to do with wishing you lived in that mansion. Fair enough.

From The League Of Gents to Inside No.9, Reece has played A LOT of, well, weird folk. But he can never completely hide those dazzling blue eyes or boyishly handsome face. Plus, funny is ALWAYS sexy.

Maybe it's his use of guyliner, maybe it's his long locks and ability to make you laugh, either way, comedian Tim's doing it for you in a big way.

Even at 61, Dick is still charming the ladies with his thick thatch of hair, 5 o'clock shadow and Alan Partridge style observations.

Last year the comedian came 7th and joked that the 'honour' was a 'massive insult', so no doubt he'll be over the moon that he's, erm, less of a weird crush this year.

And there we were thinking that Phil Mitchell in 'Enders had a Pitbull-chewing-a-wasp face and thuggish personality that only Sharon could fancy…

He nails awkward as The Flash in Justice League so much that we just want to give him a cuddle before making him pick us up a Maccy Ds at the speed of light.

Moving up from last year's 25th spot, it's officially weirder than ever to fancy Piers, which might have something to do with THAT Trump interview.

He may only have returned to Walford recently, but 'Enders' Masood is clearly setting your loins on fire with the twinkle in his eyes.

What is it about animated characters that gets us going? With Rocky it's probably the fact he's voiced by all-round hunk Bradley Cooper. Yeah, that.

There is no fitter fictional father than Modern Family's Phil Dunphy, especially when he dons a turtle neck and 'tache as his 'sexy' alter-ego Clive Bixby.

He was a bumbling sweetheart in About Time and a ruthless General in Star Wars so we are all kinds of attracted to Dom and his Irish charm.

Obviously quite a few of you are fans of a bottle brush haircut and trousers that tickle your armpits. Or maybe it's his adorable parenting skills to little Eric.

With his puppy dog brown eyes and boy-next-door vibe, we'd suggest that fancying Big Little Lies' Adam isn't so weird, but who are we to argue?

At 6ft 8, Greg could give you the best fireman's lift you've ever had and you could quite literally climb him like a tree. That's why he's top 10 material.

Yes, he's shouty and grumpy, with a proclivity for sweary outbursts, but he's an absolute don in the kitchen so, you know, swings and roundabouts…

The man saves puppies and kittens for a living so this one was a bit of a no brainer. Give us Dr Noel and a bionic cockapoo and we're set.

Get you a man who can do both. And with Shane it literally is both. Grab your false eyelashes and settle in for a discussion on gender politics with this queen of our hearts.

Forever the shoulder to cry on, Dec's proven himself a loyal friend this year. He'll always be the cuter half of PJ & Duncan to us.

Ant's had a right year of it so we're imagining he just pipped Dec to the top five with a touch of the sympathy vote.

Sorry ladies, he's off the market. And when someone writes a song about you and actually calls it 'Perfect', it's no wonder Ed's made it to fourth place.

The man with the shining beacon of hair who wakes us up with a smile every morning. We couldn't be more jealous of Holly if we tried.

Those piercing blue eyes. The fantastically flamboyant shirts. That wicked sense of humour. We'd let GBBO host Noel fill our choux pastry anytime.

Check out our full interview with winner Jake in this week's heat magazine, OUT NOW.