How do we define “Weird Crush”? Basically, it’s the crush you feel weird about.
Get it now?
You lust after these men/creatures, but you haven’t told anyone because they might – nay, will – judge you.
Thankfully, thousands of you plucked up the courage to say the unsayable and vote in our heatworld poll for your unconventionally attractive celeb men, and look who won AGAIN – Jake Wood!
You told us you wanted to win this award two years in a row, and here we are…
I know! I must be the weirdest crush in the history of weird crushes. I’m quite honoured.
You should, in fact, be very honoured…
Yeah, sorry, I am. Last year I was delighted, and this year I’m even more bowled over. Lost for words.
That’s better. What will you do with all this glory?
I think I’m going to use my title as a platform to campaign for world peace.
Do you think you deserved to win? More than, say, Ed Sheeran?
Yes, of course. I must be slightly weirder then Ed and that’s a great honour to me. I’m obviously the hottest weirdest ginger.
Will you go for a hat trick and try to win again in 2017?
Definitely. Please everyone, anyone – get your votes in early.
Why don’t you promise to strip off for heat, as an incentive to readers?
Oh. I’ll have to speak to my wife about that. I don’t think it will be happening any time soon.
Do you get offended by the “weird” bit of this title?
[Laughs.] No, it’s all great fun, and it’s great to win anything like this.
What does your wife think?
I think she’s incredibly proud. It is up there with my biggest achievements, so she must be.
Where will you keep your award?
Next to my other Weird Crush award, in my downstairs loo.
Are you acting differently since your big win? Thrown any diva strops?
I think it has changed me. And not for the best, to be honest.
Find out who else made the cut in this week’s heat magazine – OUT NOW!