Deck the halls with all things telly, because the biggest and best issue of heat is on shelves now!
Over a colossal 178 pages, we give you the following reasons to go and by it this very second.
Famous people tell us exactly what they get up to over Christmas - including Little Mix, Paul Hollywood, Scarlett Moffatt from Gogglebox, and Davina McCall.
In journalism's most meta feature ever, we dress up a load of celebrities as other celebrities! Look - here's a peek at Spencer Matthews, who we transformed from into dashing and romantic scythe-welding romantic hero, Poldark:
Also raiding the fancy dress box are Alan Carr, Gogglebox's Steph and Dom, and the boys from* TOWIE*. But who are they pretending to be for our Christmas issue?
Our Personal Shopper team have chosen the best party outfits you can get for under £100, for all those moments when you're not at home reading heat.
We run down the last 12 months in our Review Of The Year - every single bit of showbusiness business you'll ever need to know, and also really handy if you attend a pub quiz at any point in the foreseeable.
There's interviews with James Corden, Adele, Chris Pratt, Nadiya from the Great British Bake Off and Sam Smith about their incredible years.
We go behind the scenes on Sherlock (yes, Benedict Cumberbatch regales us with an anecdote about his hair), speak to Doctor Who himself Peter Capaldi, and get David Walliams' take on working with the legendary Joanna Lumley on his Christmas show, Walliams & Friend.
We have the definitive guide to Star Wars: The Force Awakens - including the most fun merch being peddled around and character guides.
Actual Danny Dyer, king of The Vic and all of 'Enders has only bleedin' gone and dressed as bleedin' Father Christmas, hasn't he? We did a big old festive interview with him too, and he told us what he's always really really wanted from Santa - although in the same breath mentioned he'd actually been a bit naughty this year so who knows how that's going to work out.
After all that, there's a 38-page TV Guide, a huge quiz of the year to keep you occupied when you've watch everything on TV and realise there's nothing on Netflix, and a Kim Kardashian board game.
To end it all off,** The Siddiquis** from Gogglebox give us their rundown of 2015, while I'm A Celeb's Ferne McCann tells us what she likes (and doesn't like) about the festive season.
What more could you possibly want? (Other than winning the lottery and prosecco on tap but we can't help you with those, sorry)
The Christmas issue of heat is out now!