Helen Flanagan: ‘I love my boobs but really want Kim Kardashian’s bum’

Hands up who's definitely heard enough about Helen Flangan's naked body to last them a lifetime. Oh, all of you? That's strange peruses print-out it says here there's still a pretty hefty quota of Helen Flanagan's boobs we have yet to fulfil in May 2014, so… erm, here's a load more information about her tatas.

Helen, who has just been added to the Holby City cast, where she'll be playing (what else?) a sexy nurse, has been talking about her body again, because that's all she talks about.

"My least favourite [thing about my body] is that I don't really have a bum, which is a bit annoying," the 23-year-old former Coronation Street actress said.

"Although I can train a lot, it would still be quite difficult to achieve as I'm not built like that naturally. But I suppose I quite like my chest because it's nice and curvy."

Oh, is that a selfie with your boobs artfully arranged in shot, Flanners? Thanks, love.

So is there anything she'd actually change about her body – or is she just going to bombard us with images of it, much like UKIP's doing with their bordering-on-racist election posters?

"Obviously [I love] Kim Kardashan's [curves], but I can't even compare, because I don't look anything like her."

Something tells us if we put both of them in the same room at the same time the universe might implode. Hmm, that's not actually such a bad idea..