Helen Wood and Jemma Lucy’s Twitter WAR

It makes us want to cry

Jemma Lucy

by Georgina Terry |
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Can we just check something with you? It is 2016, right? RIGHT? Oh, good. We had to make sure, as former Big Brother contestant Helen Wood has been saying some things about the Ex On The Beach women that have made us feel like we're living in the 1970s.

Helen took to her column to say some really pretty vile things about them, including: "This programme represents pretty much everything je deteste in females – sly, no personality, just basically a fanny on legs with a 6 out of 10 for a face [sic]."

She goes on to single out Jemma Lucy, describing her thus: "That slab of meat gets kicks out of f*cking her boyfriend's mates."

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Now, don't get us wrong, the Daily Star online is probably not the first place we'd turn to for an enlightened take on the role of women in modern society but bloody hell.

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Helen, who really is the Emmeline Pankhurst of the Tinder generation (lies) goes on: "Women will hate me for saying this, but when are girls gonna learn, they can't do what men do… We are never gonna be on par with men when it comes to that kind of judgement, and who the hell wants to be?"

Err, who the hell wants men and women to be treated equally? Everyone other than Donald Trump, we thought.

But did Jemma take Helen's insults lying down? LOLOLOLOLOLOL. No.

She started with the 'I don't even know who this person is' classic:

Then Helen accused Jemma of not being in her right mind, which isn't very nice:

So Jemma brought up the 'shagging Wayne Rooney for money thing':

Sheesh. Can't we all just get along? Or agree not to call women "fannies on legs" at least? Thanks, everyone.

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