Hey look, Kim Kardashian’s modelling Kanye’s new season Yeezys

Kim Kardashian’s maternity wardrobe the second time around has been pretty good so far, hasn’t it? No floral all-in-ones that make her look like a frigging sofa this time around, at least.

But we’re not feeling her latest foray into husband Kanye West’s new Yeezy line. Nope. Not one bit. Because these things – which we’re guessing cost $$$$$ – do look a lot like those medical stockings people have to wear to prevent deep-vein thrombosis.

“SNEAK PEEK- YEEZY SEASON2,” Kim kaptioned this shot, illustrated by the fire emoji. Of course.

Some questions we have about the new season Yeezys:

1) How do they stay up? Is there an elaborate suspender-style clasp you have to fiddle with? Or do you just have to concentrate really hard on keeping your thigh at a consistent circumference when you’re out and about?

2) If they do fall down, do they go all baggy around the knee like a particularly shit batch of cheap tights?

3) What, precisely, is the point of the peep toes? It’s like, ‘ah, a lovely pair of winter boots OH JESUS NO THE FROSTBITE’.

4) That looks like suede to us. Are they made of suede? In which case, isn’t there a window of, like, two autumnal days when it’s cold enough to justify wearing boots but yet hasn’t started pissing down for the next six months. In terms of cost per wear, we’re looking at a very poor investment opportunity.

5) Smashed mole. That’s literally the only word we can use to describe this colour. It’s the hue of a cute little garden mole that got run over with a lawnmower and now regrets all his life choices. Ah well. At least it’s not beige this time.

Anyway, uh, well done getting your wife to model your new designs, Kanye. Next time could you make something with a covered toe? Ta muchly, chuck.

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