The Hills’ Heidi Montag now claims she NEVER liked Lauren Conrad: “It wasn’t pleasant”

Well THANKS Heidi for destroying our very belief in true friendship

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by Emmeline Saunders |
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Er, guys? We have some news. This might be a bit… shocking. You see, everything we ever knew and believed in the power of friendship is dead. It’s gone. Heidi Montag never liked her BFF Lauren Conrad. IT’S OVER.

The Hills star shattered our heart into billions of cold, dead pieces this morning by confirming that, nope, she actually just pretended to be friends with LC. OH GOD WHYYYY.

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“I spent years pretending to like her for a living,” she told Us Weekly.

“It was literally my job to deal with her, and it wasn’t pleasant… I had nothing to do with her problems. I even tried to help her. The fact is, she lied about me and tried to destroy my life, yet I was the one painted as the villain so the show could have her as the good guy.”

Uh… yah? Because you chose Spencer Pratt over your BEST FRIEND, mate. Even though Spencer had dead shark eyes and a stupid beard and was super-jealous of you, but went partying with Playboy Bunnies on the regs. Of COURSE you’re the villain, pet.

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“It’s not that I care about [her] anymore, but it is upsetting to me that everyone knows by now that The Hills was a scripted show, yet people still think the negative stuff about me that the show set up to make me the villain to her hero was real,” Heidi went on.

“It’s bizarre – it’s like if people were still mad at James Earl Jones for being the voice of Darth Vader!”

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Umm. We mean… like, no. No, this isn’t like that at all – why are you dragging the great JEJ into this? He never spread rumours about Luke Skywalker having a sex tape, did he? God.

Heidi added that she doesn’t wish Lauren any ill will, but she’s relieved she doesn’t have to “lie for her or play along with her storyline” anymore.

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Well great. Great. That’s just swell. Thanks Heidi. Thanks for teaching us that the world is a dark and lonely place, and that everyone who lived will some day die and die alone.

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