Er, guys? We have some news. This might be a bit… shocking. You see, everything we ever knew and believed in the power of friendship is dead. It’s gone. Heidi Montag never liked her BFF Lauren Conrad. IT’S OVER.
The Hills star shattered our heart into billions of cold, dead pieces this morning by confirming that, nope, she actually just pretended to be friends with LC. OH GOD WHYYYY.
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“I spent years pretending to like her for a living,” she told Us Weekly.
“It was literally my job to deal with her, and it wasn’t pleasant… I had nothing to do with her problems. I even tried to help her. The fact is, she lied about me and tried to destroy my life, yet I was the one painted as the villain so the show could have her as the good guy.”
Uh… yah? Because you chose Spencer Pratt over your BEST FRIEND, mate. Even though Spencer had dead shark eyes and a stupid beard and was super-jealous of you, but went partying with Playboy Bunnies on the regs. Of COURSE you’re the villain, pet.
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“It’s not that I care about [her] anymore, but it is upsetting to me that everyone knows by now that The Hills was a scripted show, yet people still think the negative stuff about me that the show set up to make me the villain to her hero was real,” Heidi went on.
“It’s bizarre – it’s like if people were still mad at James Earl Jones for being the voice of Darth Vader!”
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Umm. We mean… like, no. No, this isn’t like that at all – why are you dragging the great JEJ into this? He never spread rumours about Luke Skywalker having a sex tape, did he? God.
Heidi added that she doesn’t wish Lauren any ill will, but she’s relieved she doesn’t have to “lie for her or play along with her storyline” anymore.
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Well great. Great. That’s just swell. Thanks Heidi. Thanks for teaching us that the world is a dark and lonely place, and that everyone who lived will some day die and die alone.
Nearly naked dresses: the good, the bad and the downright horrific
Nearly naked dresses: the good, the bad and the downright horrific

Adriana Lima
Sexy undies and a dinnerlady hairnet. Well it is Givenchy darrrling

Alexandra Burke
She's a big fan of a see-through gown, but maybe it's not the best choice if you wanna wear Spanx...

Ariana Grande
It's a stage outfit, so it kinda works for Ari

Daisy Lowe
Ever heard of the phrase "leave something to the imagination"?

Ella Eyre
Luckily the flower detail of Ella Eyre's gown meant those nips were covered. But only just, mind

Jada Pinkett-Smith
The see-through top and more covered up bottom half makes this JUST about acceptable. We did say just

Lady Gaga
This looks a helluva pain in the bum if Gaga needs the loo

Lauren Pope
Back in the day, Popey favoured wearing just a strip of material on the red carpet

Leigh Lezark
Well if you could have sequinned boobs, why wouldn't you eh?

Lizzie Cundy
If you're going to brave a sheer dress, just make sure you've got a bra on...

Mary Charteris
Mod bod and Delevingne BFF Mary adds suede ankle boots and relaxed locks, managing to pull off her sheer number perfectly

Miley Cyrus
Miley's been channelling her Blue Peter days by crafting this duct tape creation. Never mind sideboob, this is ALL BOOB

Millie Mackintosh
The cleverly positioned panel at the front of her dress makes Millie's French Connection maxi somehow work

Sinitta
Gather up your leftover Christmas doilies and you could create....this

Zara Martin
No offence Zara, but this get-up just seems to be a mish mash of sequins in all the wrong places

Taylor Swift
Just how incred does Tay Tay look in her Victoria's Secret lacy number? Taylor's made a lot of teenage boys very happy indeed...

Taryn Manning
Have the pesky Orange Is The New Black prisoners got their hands on half of Taryn's dress?

Rita Ora
Sew together all your old tap dancing costumes along with some flesh coloured tights, and this is what you get

Naomi Grossman
Proof that a dress should NEVER be fashioned out of an old body stocking

Rihanna
When Rihanna wore THIS Adam Selman dress at the CFDA Fashion Awards last year, the world's jaws dropped simultaneously. There's no denying Ri-Ri's bod is smokin' hot