What's your gym look? Ours is mostly a sweaty red face, jogging shorts that may or may not have been used as a dog towel, and an IRONIC One Direction t-shirt (the Zayn Malik years).
But we fully admire people who have anything that doesn't smell, let alone co-ordinates, for PE.
And Jodie Marsh has just taken work out gear to a whole new level.
Jodie's gym gear matches because, frankly, it's just skin.
I guess we could make a crude 'collar and cuffs' joke here but it's still a bit early in the week for that tomfoolery. Besides, we seriously doubt her pubes are pink (although hats off if they are).
So, are you ready for Jodie Marsh working out in the nude?
Can you handle Jodie Marsh working out in the nude?
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What a show.
Here's another:
Nice work out make-up too #goals. We're not sure we'd get away with this look down our local recreation centre but we won't know for sure until we try, right?
In other nude news:
There is now a beauty competition for bum holes because that is the world we live in.
And let's all think about (allegedly) Alex Bowen from Love Island's ENORMO WANGfor a bit.
Plus it's never a bad time to recall the pure and unadulterated joy of Lewis Bloor's huge and hairless peen, as seen on Celebrity Big Brother.
Over in romance corner:
Could the first X Factor weddingbe on the cards? We do love a good wedding.
And are Pete Wicks and Megan McKenna over for good? heat spoke to TOWIE's Bobby Norris and he thinks not. We love his optimism. We love everything about him.