Hunger Games star Josh Hutcherson REALLY wants to try human flesh. RUN, JENNIFER LAWRENCE, RUUUUUUN

Just back away slowly if he approaches, OK?

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by Emmeline Saunders |
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This is your official warning to stay away from Josh Hutcherson if you’re feeling weak or a bit under the weather, or even if you just smell particularly delicious that day. Because you will see a gleam in Josh Hutcherson’s eyes, and you will watch his pupils dilate, and then you will feel his fangs embedded in your arm.

Yep, the Hunger Games star’s got a hankering for a nice human burger – medium-rare, hold the lettuce – as he told GQ this week.

“I don't want somebody to die for me to eat them,” he explained, because that would be both illegal and very, very wrong.

“However, if someone happened to die from natural causes and it wasn’t so taboo... I’m curious. I want to know what it tastes like. Like, you want to know what a pigeon tastes like, you know, except it’s a human. We’re all animals.”

Does… is Jennifer Lawrence aware of this? Do the Hunger Games producers have a case to answer here? Could all that prolonged exposure to the Hunger Games arena have awakened a hitherto buried savage alter-ego? Has Josh Hutcherson gone feral?

Carrying on with the interview – presumably after appraising the GQ reporter with wolfish eyes and slowly wiping the drool off his chin – Josh also discussed working with J-Law and said he has absolutely zero interest in her as a sexual being. A sandwich filling, yes, but a life-partner? Hell no.

“From the moment we met, we hit it off. If we were at all sexually attracted to each other, it would be the most intense relationship in the world. But there’s never been an ounce of that between us. It’s been brother and sister from the beginning,” he added.

Sure ‘bout that, J-unit? We’re going to be stepping up patrols at nearby hospitals and graveyards when you come to London for the Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 promo tour just in case.

GALLERY: Jennifer Lawrence trips and falls over on the red carpet at the 2013 Oscars. LOL.

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