I’m A Celeb… chiefs have today unveiled which celebrities will be taking showers and eating kangaroo junk for two weeks this year.
Joey Essex (“REEM”), Matthew Wright (“IS A JUNGLE DIET OF RAT MEAT AND SPIDERS MAKING OUR CHILDREN OBESE?”) and, um, former snooker player Steve Davis (“I love snooker, me. Love it.”) have all been lined up for the show, which is, honestly, a little less-than-star-studded than before. And Cannon & Ball were on it before. Oh, what we’d give for a Cannon & Ball right now.
Other celebrity ‘campmates’ include posh ex-model Annabel Giles, Princess Diana’s wedding gown designer David Emanuel, Olympic swimmer Rebecca Adlington, Big Mo off of EastEnders, Lucy ‘Chas Dingle’ Pargeter, Strictly pro Vincent Simone, Westlife singer Kian Egan, let’s-hope-she’s-packed-her-bikinis shower-fodder Amy Willerton and CARLTON ACTUAL BANK FROM THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR.
(There is like a 95% chance he will do the dance, people!!! He doesn’t really have any other party tricks!!!)
Anyway, the show kicks off on Sunday, so you can see David Emanuel jump terrified out of a helicopter and Steve Davis gravely choke on a testicle from then.
In case you forgot, here were all the rumoured campmates for this year's show:
I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here 2013 line-up
1 of 25Rebecca Adlington
The Olympic swimmer has reportedly been offered £80,000 to appear in the 13th series of I'm A Celebrity
2 of 25Amy Willerton
Katie Price's protege will bring in bikini-in-the-shower based ratings
3 of 25James Argent
Another TOWIE star linked to the show. He's saidL "The jungle would be great to do. It is a great show."
4 of 25George Linekar
Gary's son has good odds. "Looks like I'm 8/1 to go into the jungle this year, might stick a tenner on it..." he tweeted recently.
5 of 25Charlotte Dawson
The 21-year-old daughter of comedy legend Les Dawson has also joined the list of rumoured celebs heading Down Under
6 of 25Laila Morse
The ex EastEnder is reportedly heading to the jungle and will be £60,000 richer as a result
7 of 25Joey Essex
ITV apparently want Joey and on/off girlfriend Sam Faiers to play out their relationship drama on-screen
8 of 25Sam Faiers
Will Sam join Joey in the jungle? She's on odds of 6/1
9 of 25Khloe Kardashian
Bookies have odds of 33/1 for Khloe
10 of 25Kourtney Kardashian
Just like sister Khloe, the odds for Kourtney appearing on I'm A Celeb are 33/1
11 of 25Rylan Clark
Is the X Factor star and Celebrity Big Brother winner looking to do more reality telly? Odds of 9/2 say yes
12 of 25Chris Fountain
The former Corrie star has odds of 10/1 to go into the jungle
13 of 25Paul Gascoigne
Gazza is tipped to go into the Outback with odds of 7/1
14 of 25Lucy Mecklenburgh
Another TOWIE star linked to the show, she has odds of 20/1
15 of 25Luisa Zissman
Is Luisa looking to maintain her media profile with an other reality TV series? Odds are 25/1
16 of 25Michael Le Vell
The actor has reportedly been offered £500,000 to take part
17 of 25Nina Wadia
The EastEnders actress has odds of 16/1
18 of 25Michael Owen
The footballer has odds of 16/1
19 of 25Sally Gunnell
Athlete Sally is looking likely with odds of 10/1
20 of 25Lucy Pargeter
Soap star Lucy is close to a dead cert with 8/1 odds
21 of 25Stella English
The broke Apprentice star has odds of 25/1
22 of 25Tulisa Contostavlos
Sadly, Tulisa has already denied reports she's heading to the jungle
23 of 25Vicky Pattison
The Geordie Shore star recently admitted that she'd love to do the show, but hasn't been signed up for this year. Fingers crossed for 2014
24 of 25Matthew Wright
Television presenter Matthew has odds of 14/1
25 of 25Vincent Simone
Ex Strictly Come Dancing pro Vincent has good odds, it's 8/1 that he'll be in the jungle