I’m A Celeb… chiefs have today unveiled which celebrities will be taking showers and eating kangaroo junk for two weeks this year.
Joey Essex (“REEM”), Matthew Wright (“IS A JUNGLE DIET OF RAT MEAT AND SPIDERS MAKING OUR CHILDREN OBESE?”) and, um, former snooker player Steve Davis (“I love snooker, me. Love it.”) have all been lined up for the show, which is, honestly, a little less-than-star-studded than before. And Cannon & Ball were on it before. Oh, what we’d give for a Cannon & Ball right now.
Other celebrity ‘campmates’ include posh ex-model Annabel Giles, Princess Diana’s wedding gown designer David Emanuel, Olympic swimmer Rebecca Adlington, Big Mo off of EastEnders, Lucy ‘Chas Dingle’ Pargeter, Strictly pro Vincent Simone, Westlife singer Kian Egan, let’s-hope-she’s-packed-her-bikinis shower-fodder Amy Willerton and CARLTON ACTUAL BANK FROM THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR.
(There is like a 95% chance he will do the dance, people!!! He doesn’t really have any other party tricks!!!)
Anyway, the show kicks off on Sunday, so you can see David Emanuel jump terrified out of a helicopter and Steve Davis gravely choke on a testicle from then.
In case you forgot, here were all the rumoured campmates for this year's show:
I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here 2013 line-up
The Olympic swimmer has reportedly been offered £80,000 to appear in the 13th series of I'm A Celebrity
Katie Price's protege will bring in bikini-in-the-shower based ratings
Another TOWIE star linked to the show. He's saidL "The jungle would be great to do. It is a great show."
Gary's son has good odds. "Looks like I'm 8/1 to go into the jungle this year, might stick a tenner on it..." he tweeted recently.
The 21-year-old daughter of comedy legend Les Dawson has also joined the list of rumoured celebs heading Down Under
The ex EastEnder is reportedly heading to the jungle and will be £60,000 richer as a result
ITV apparently want Joey and on/off girlfriend Sam Faiers to play out their relationship drama on-screen
Will Sam join Joey in the jungle? She's on odds of 6/1
Bookies have odds of 33/1 for Khloe
Just like sister Khloe, the odds for Kourtney appearing on I'm A Celeb are 33/1
Is the X Factor star and Celebrity Big Brother winner looking to do more reality telly? Odds of 9/2 say yes
The former Corrie star has odds of 10/1 to go into the jungle
Gazza is tipped to go into the Outback with odds of 7/1
Another TOWIE star linked to the show, she has odds of 20/1
Is Luisa looking to maintain her media profile with an other reality TV series? Odds are 25/1
Michael Le Vell
The actor has reportedly been offered £500,000 to take part
The EastEnders actress has odds of 16/1
The footballer has odds of 16/1
Athlete Sally is looking likely with odds of 10/1
Soap star Lucy is close to a dead cert with 8/1 odds
The broke Apprentice star has odds of 25/1
Sadly, Tulisa has already denied reports she's heading to the jungle
The Geordie Shore star recently admitted that she'd love to do the show, but hasn't been signed up for this year. Fingers crossed for 2014
Television presenter Matthew has odds of 14/1
Ex Strictly Come Dancing pro Vincent has good odds, it's 8/1 that he'll be in the jungle