IMPORTANT POLL: Are these Katie Price’s boob implants or shiny balloons that look like boob implants?

A quick search through the heatworld archives throws up several bajillion results for ‘Katie Price’, so we like to think we’re pretty decent experts on her life. We’re not saying we know her intimately unlike Dane Bowers’ toe but she’d defs be our specialist subject if we ever got on Mastermind.

But even we’re thrown by her latest Instagram pic. She put this one up earlier today and captioned it “Check out these bad boys” – but what ARE the objects in the image?

It’s roughly an even split in heat Towers, with a quick straw poll giving us a 65% lean towards ‘balloons’ and the rest reckoning on ‘latest tit implants’. What do you think?

After all, we know she keeps all her old silicon implants in her safe (grim). But we also know her daughter Princess just celebrated her eighth birthday, so…

Over to you. Boob implants or helium balloons? VOOOOOTE!

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