Why is it that Beyonce and Jay Z's little girl Blue Ivy seems to be ageing so much slower than other celebrity babies? Apple Martin is already 11, and we could've sworn they were born in the same year.
Aaaanyway, Blue turned four on January 7 2016, and to celebrate her parents threw her the most epic party of her little life.
Now Bey has opened up the family photo album and – in the most 2016 way possible – stuck the snaps on her immersive website.
And just LOOK at them. LOOK WITH YOUR EYES. It's like Pinterest came to life for the day, visited the Knowles-Carter family and sprinkled its crafty dust over everything.
Blue frolicked in a lush garden (though is that astroturf we spot?) decorated with fresh flowers hanging from canopies…
Wore a metallic purple dress with enormous fairy wings to shoot arrows in…
Played dress-up with a rail of fancy frocks before playing inside miniature tepees…
Sat around a massive empty table with wings attached to the chairs…
(We really hope Bey and Jay put some crisps out or something after this picture was taken)
She got to meet some real-life glamorous fairies…
And just looked cute as all hell…
How incredible does that look?! We'd quite like Beyonce to do our next birthday party, please. Though with slightly bigger dresses. Cheers, Bey.