We’re just about out of our cheese-induced comas and ready to commit to a booze-free month after the abuse we’ve given our bodies over festive period.
And we weren’t the only ones who woke up on New Year’s Day feeling like we wanted to hide under the duvet FOREVER because we made a right tit of ourselves the night before.
The biggest diva on the entire planet, Mariah Carey, was probs feeling the exact same.
Ours might have had something to do with the doner kebab meat that was glued to our foreheads and the vague memory of drunk dialling our exes (WE ARE NOT SORRY), but M’s was more about the fact that her terrible lip syncing was exposed during a performance glitch.
Live. In front of EVERYONE.
Very, very awkward.
The star literally stood there and refused to carry on dancing or pretending to sing for what felt like an eternity before storming off.
Oh, Mariah, hun.
And in typical showbiz fashion, the internet has had a lot to say about it.
And not just the internet, other celebs.
SHOCK HORROR.
Jennifer Lopez has decided to wade in and heave some proper shady shade in Mariah’s direction.
Eagle-eyed fans noticed that J-Lo liked a comment on Instagram about Mariah’s dodge performance.
The comment reads: “Ever seen an accident you couldn’t take your eyes away from? That was her tonight!” alongside an image of Mariah.
Which J-Lo apparently appreciated. Very publically. No shits given.
BURN.
However, it looks like Mariah gives equally few fucks as she wrote on Twitter: “Shit happens. Have a healthy and happy new year everybody. Here’s to making more headlines in 2017,”
In other news, Lindsay Lohan is pursuing a career as a poet and the Celebrity Big Brother line up has been revealed.
YES 2017.