Jaden Smith has told his 6.38 million Twitter fans how he is 'surprised to be alive' after being given pancakes with cheese during his hotel stay.
The 18-year-old, who infamously took his own hair to the Met Gala as if it were a Balenciaga clutch bag - was staying at The Four Seasons hotel whilst filming for his new movie - Life In A Year.
Jaden took down the hotel in a four-part weird AF Twitter rant, suggesting the hotel had 'spiked' him after kicking him out of his room.
Oooh the wrath of teenage rebellion!
It's not clear if R&brie singer (sorry) Jaden is a) Lactose intolerant b) vegan or c) really does not like cheese.
JUST DON'T GIVE JADEN CHEESE OKAY. Cheezus...
Cheese puns are grate, don't fight us on that.