Human parody of itself news now, and Jaden Smith has admitted he wore his white Batman suit to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's wedding just in case he needed to protect everyone there.
Speaking to GQ magazine - which has, inexplicably, named him as one of its 20 Most Stylish Men Alive - Jaden explained: "I wore the Batman suit to heighten my experience at the wedding and prom which was fun, but also at the wedding I felt as though I needed to protect everyone there and needed to have the proper gear to do so."
Obviously. Because celebrity weddings don't already have enough security to deal with any rogue threats.
Jaden also cited Kanye as one of his fashion inspirations, saying: "My style icons are Batman, Robin, Nightwing, Superman and Kanye West."
Totally normal that only one of those people are, like, real.
At Kimye's wedding, which took place last May, Kim's momager Kris Jenner took a shine to Jaden's unusual attire.
She later said: "He had this Batman costume on and I thought it was just genius. When you look at it ... it sounds just crazy, [but] it was beautiful. He looked so good."
Sure. You did try and tell him it wasn't show and tell time at primary school, right Kris?