On a scale of one to needing a quiet lie down with a cold flannel gently pressed against your temples and a man with a giant leaf slowly fanning you HOW EXCITED ARE YOU FOR THE RELEASE OF FIFTY SHADES DARKER?
Here at heat HQ we're pretty damn excited, particularly after watching this steamy AF teaser clip.
We literally cannot wait to catch up with our fave (but saucy AF and slightly dysfunctional) love birds, Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele, AKA Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson, in the Fifty Shades sequel, which hits cinemas on Valentine's Day (of course it bloody does).
NGL, considering the closest thing we're getting to passion is the extra-large Pepperoni Passion pizza we've got waiting for us at home, we've taken to imagining what it would be like to be Anastasia. To seductively run our fingers through Jamie's luscious locks…
But then we were rudely awakened from our very work-inappropriate Christian Grey fantasy when we saw THAT JAMIE HAD SHAVED OFF ALL HIS HAIR.
SRSLY.
Spotted out in LA Jamie looked VERY different with very little hair a-top his ridiculously handsome head.
It looked something a bit like this:
He's still FIT AF though, let's be real.
Jamie also recently revealed to GQ that despite playing BDSM-OBSESSED Mr. Grey, he's actually really not into any of that stuff IRL.
Apparently it "doesn't float [his] boat."
But he did add: "I've always been open-minded and liberal," which is, errr, good to know.
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