Jamie Laing reveals the name he’s given his penis

Sorry if you’re eating your Bran Flakes…

Jamie Laing

by Anna Lewis |
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Listen. We realise you didn’t specifically ask what* Made In Chelsea’s* Jamie Laing calls his penis. But guess what… we’re going to tell you anyway.

While appearing on E4’s dating show, Young Free And Single, the subject of, erm, penis names came up, and Jamie didn’t disappoint with his answer.

When asked the name of his little Jamie by the show’s host Steve Jones, Jamie replied.

"Maybe Mercutio?"

Quick off the mark, Steve quipped: "Dare I say it, Mercutio sounds like a bit of a mouthful..."

Filth. Pure filth.

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