Say goodbye to any chance of happiness and weep for the life that might have been: Jared Leto is getting rid of his long hair and things will never be the same again.
Speaking to Entertainment Tonight after the Oscars on Sunday night, Jared announced it was time to cut off his lengthy locks because he’s getting ready to play the Joker in the upcoming Suicide Squad super-villain film.
“This is the going away party for my hair,” he told sobbing reporters on the red carpet. “This is the last night you’ll see me with long hair.”
What if he has a short back-n-sides? And then decides it’s so much easier to wash and blow-dry and really saves dosh on styling products and then catches a glimpse of himself rocking a shorter do and falls in love with it and then NEVER GROWS HIS HAIR OUT AGAIN hysterical crying
Production on* Suicide Squad* is due to start in the next few weeks, with the finished movie expected to hit UK cinemas in August 2016. Not that we’re going to watch it, on principle.
Let’s cheer ourselves up with that gif of Jared grabbing his trousersnake again.
Oscars 2015: The HOTTEST MEN on the red carpet
oscars 2015 men
1 of 12Josh Hutcherson
Hunger Games hunk Josh H was very suave in his tux.
2 of 12Ryan Seacrest
E! presenter and heat Radio dude Rye tick all of our boxes.
3 of 12Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka
The host with the most Neil and his hubby David look WAY smooth in their tuxedos. We lurrve that grey.
4 of 12will.I.am
We love you, Will, but SRSLY. Would it have killed you to don a tux for the actual Oscars?!
5 of 12David Oyelowo
Rise of the Planet of the Apes star David looked great in his standout ruby three-piece.
6 of 12Eddie Redmayne
Aww, we
7 of 12John Legend
The crooner looked slick in his brown suit.
8 of 12Jared Leto
Jared is fast falling off our fit man-o-meter. This pale blue suit avec slaughterhouse booties and greasy locks might just have killedit.
9 of 12Michael Keaton
Birdman Michael K would "stil get it" according to heat's Deputy News Editor Rhiannon Evans.
10 of 12Bradley Cooper
Bradders just didn't do it for us in his tuxedo tonight. It might be the hair...
11 of 12Chris Pine
We like a man in a smart suit and rough beard. Chris, you'd get it.
12 of 12Ethan Hawke
Is Ethan getting better with age? Yep, like a delish fine wine.