Jared Leto is cutting off all his hair. WHY GOD WHY?


Jared Leto

by Emmeline Saunders |
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Say goodbye to any chance of happiness and weep for the life that might have been: Jared Leto is getting rid of his long hair and things will never be the same again.

Speaking to Entertainment Tonight after the Oscars on Sunday night, Jared announced it was time to cut off his lengthy locks because he’s getting ready to play the Joker in the upcoming Suicide Squad super-villain film.

“This is the going away party for my hair,” he told sobbing reporters on the red carpet. “This is the last night you’ll see me with long hair.”

What if he has a short back-n-sides? And then decides it’s so much easier to wash and blow-dry and really saves dosh on styling products and then catches a glimpse of himself rocking a shorter do and falls in love with it and then NEVER GROWS HIS HAIR OUT AGAIN hysterical crying

Production on* Suicide Squad* is due to start in the next few weeks, with the finished movie expected to hit UK cinemas in August 2016. Not that we’re going to watch it, on principle.

Let’s cheer ourselves up with that gif of Jared grabbing his trousersnake again.


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Josh Hutcherson

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Ryan Seacrest2 of 12

Ryan Seacrest

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Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka3 of 12

Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka

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David Oyelowo5 of 12

David Oyelowo

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Eddie Redmayne6 of 12

Eddie Redmayne

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John Legend

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Jared Leto

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Michael Keaton9 of 12

Michael Keaton

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Bradley Cooper

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Chris Pine

We like a man in a smart suit and rough beard. Chris, you'd get it.

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Ethan Hawke

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