Crikey. Cor blimey. Erm. We seem to have gone full-Cockney thanks to Jared Leto's enormous bulge, as seen here in this delightful gif.
You'll forgive us if there aren't too many words for you to read. Let's just enjoy the pictures of the 30 Seconds of Mars frontman's excellent front trouser area.
The Oscar winner was performing with his band late last month in Toronto, Canada, which is where these incredible images came from.
Is… is that an Oscar in your pocket, Jared? Or is it your ginormous penis?