You may have noticed that we at heat are pretty partial to the peen. We've brought you Lewis Bloor's (ENORMOUS peen), Gaz Beadle's [{href='planetradio.co.uk/heat/celebrity/news/gary-beadle-instagram-picture-penis/' }) and, most notably, we brought you Alex Bowen's absolutely massive wang.
Actually we brought you Alex Bowen's twice, cos we're just that bloody lovely.
The latest peen to join our peen list is Jay Alvarrez's, a YouTuber who wasn't best pleased when his ex-girlfriend Alex Ren decided to tell everyone he had a small dick.
So displeased was Jay, that he got it out on Twitter to prove just how not small it is.
And he ain't wrong.
He captioned the Snapchat: "I got 99 problems and this ain't one baby #DontBeBitter."
And he has the smile of a young man very pleased with his peen.
The couple were known for travelling round the world together and making everyone super jealous / annoyed by their ridiculously amazing Instagram snaps.
They broke up in 2016, and Alexis took to Twitter on February 19 this year to claim he had a small penis. She also said of their relationship: "I learned self love, self growth & self trust…& stay away from fuckboys.” She claims they broke up because "The relationship wasn’t good for his business anymore. Fucked uuup."
Blimey.
He followed it up with tweeting: " Body Shaming is never cool in any gender or situation.. Making someone feel bad about how they naturally are is only showing your weakness"
Which is vv fair, tbh.
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