Jemma Lucy and Stephen Bear are currently on some kind of budget hotel and crap British nightclub crawl together – during which they've been canoodling, getting matching heart tattoos, watching Disney movies in bed etc etc – but they ARE NOT together, guys. So stop saying it, yeah?
Can't two friends take naked pics together and enjoy couples' caviar sessions IN PEACE?
Jheeeeze.
The latest friendly activity they're indulging in is some kind of weird roleplay involving Bear lying in bed ill and Jemma being his "sexy nurse".
Taking to Snapchat (which he does quite a lot, we've noticed), Bear is looking sad in bed talking about how ill he is and playing with his Simba toy.
He then says: "So guess who my sexy nurse is. Y'alright sexy?" and points the camera at Jemma Lucy in a onesie.
Sweet.
Jemma previously hit back at speculation the two were an item, tweeting: "Can I please state that bear is my very good friend and that's it! WE ARE NOT DATING why can't two people be close mates without all this [sic]."
OK, JEMMA!
Bear recently shared a very nawty and intimate Snapchat of Jemma sitting in bed with her boobs out.
Is it just us who's still kinda upset Bear didn't end up with Chloe Khan?
Chloe's been spotted shopping for RINGS with her new boyfriend Ashley Cain.
Not cock rings, ACTUAL RINGS FOR YA FINGER.
They might have been buying cock rings, but that would be a whole separate story.
BUT ENOUGH ABOUT COCK RINGS - it looks like Chloe and Ashley may actually be imminently tying the knot.
So, any chance of Bear and Chloe is almost definitely off the table.
Cry cry.
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