Do you follow Celebrity Big Brother winner Stephen Bear on Snapchat?
It's mostly him miming the wrong words to songs in infuriating filters but, if you wade through that, it throws up the occasional gem.
In this case: Jemma Lucy. In a double bed. Topless.
But don't go thinking there's something going on, people. Oh no. They're just friends, right? Because we also lounge seductively in just a thong in our male friends' beds.
In fact, nude but for a thong is heat's office uniform. We're wearing it right now.
Bear posted the vid of Jemma in a really quite crappy looking hotel room to his Snapchat but – gah - will people STOP saying they're together already?
Just because they went out yesterday in matching outfits. And they've dyed their hair matching shades of blue. And Jemma has posted a gif to her Twitter of a man and a woman having sex that is so rude even we can't reproduce it. And you know us, we love the peen etc.
Bear and Jemma enjoyed a his 'n' hers spa getaway last weekend that included a couples' caviar session and some feather duster action, all of which they documented on Snapchat. Lucky us.
Jemma tweeted angrily at the time, asking why people keep thinking they're together: "Can I please state that bear is my very good friend and that's it! WE ARE NOT DATING why can't two people be close mates without all this [sic]."
In related news: Bear has taken to plugging actual sofas on his actual Instagram. Oh, Bear.
Are the offers not pouring in after CBB? Maybe Channel 4 could step in, it seems as though they have allllll the money right now.
Meanwhile, Jemma has been taking on Scotty T on Twitter. Scotty posted a really pretty misogynist note to the Ex On The Beach women, telling them how to stay famous after the show aired (weirdly, going in panto didn't make the list), and Gemma has posted a pointed response to the turbo-dicked one (self proclaimed).
We don't think any of those things are true, OBVS, but still – lol.