They’ve been engaged for THREE years this month and everyone basically reports they’re married or having a baby at least once a month but guys, we think Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux might’ve actually gone and got married.
Let us present the evidence. On Wednesday, the pair held a backyard “birthday” party for Justin’s 44th birthday at their Bel Air home. Let’s not forget, the couple got engaged on Justin’s 41st birthday.
Fine, fine, we hear you cry but listen – there was a minister there. With a bible. And a huge cake which looks a lot like it has a muppet-style bride and groom sat on the top.
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Also, it’s not actually Justin’s birthday yet – his is on the 10th… at least wait to the weekend, right?
A giant shed had been built over the last week to hide all the party supplies, say US website TMZ, and their pool was created to make a bit more space in the back yard. Because, quite frankly, there’s nothing more annoying than a swimming pool getting in the way of your massive wedding in your massive back garden.
Everyone that worked there had their phones confiscated ALL WEEK leading up to the event (can you imagine?) and no parking was allowed near the party.
Friends like Howard Stern, Chelsea Handler, Sia and John Krasinski, Emily Blunt, Lake Bell, Terry Richardson, Ellen Degeneres and Lisa Kudrow were all there for the… PARTY.
Jen herself has joked to Ellen on her talk show that friends always turn up to her parties now expecting a surprise wedding. Talking about Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher she said: "They would show up in beautiful wedding wear. Even the 4th of July last year, they showed up, and Sacha was in a powder blue suit, and Isla was in a little cute dress. And we were like, 'Guys, it's the 4th of July. We're in cutoffs and eating hot dogs. We will actually let you know!' "
Jen and Justin’s reps have yet to comment.
PLEASE LET IT BE TRUE.
jennifer anistons birthday hair gallery
1 of 10The Smoothie
Mirror-shine gloss, honey-hued and oh-so-perrrty. This is mod-Jen at her very best.
2 of 10The Rapunzel
Remember when Rachel Green/Jennifer Aniston suddenly had the longest hair EVER?! We were obsessed. As was on-screen love smooch Bruce Willis.
3 of 10The Double-Double
Nothing looks cuter with a backwards baseball cap than two pigtail plaits. NOTHING.
4 of 10The Original
The cut that was named after Jen-An's iconic Friends character Rachel Green. Yeah, it was called The Rachel.
5 of 10The Autumn Red
Jen's lob with rich auburn lowlights and flippy layers was
6 of 10The Blunt Bob
We gasped when Rach/Jen chopped off her mega long tresses but, guess what? She still looked HAWT. And we wanted that swishy bob.
7 of 10The Faux Marley
To channel grunge the Jen way, spray sections of hair lightly with texturiser then twist! Voila, glossy faux dreadlocks. Just add a hanky-hem top and you're good to go.
8 of 10The Fringe Eff Off
Bored of waiting for your lank fringe to grow out? Make like Aniston and plait it away. BOOM.
9 of 10The Everything
Totally mad but still all kinds of 90s cool, Jen's mini-bunch meltdown still makes us giddy.
10 of 10The Power Pony
Not just any old ponytail, this one comes with a sweeping fringe, bouffy crown and you canny see the boring hairband. Go Jen.