Soz Chris Martin, with your geography supply teacher voice and your weird penchant for that blue jumper you always wear. Jennifer Lawrence just isn’t that into you any more.
Like, you had a good run. There was the whole introducing her to your kids thing, that went well. There were a couple of gigs where she gazed up at you adoringly (though she might have just been a bit pissed on voddy and cokes). Um, there was… well, anyway, your short-lived relationship has come to its natural end now.
Yep, J-Law and the Coldplay frontman have broken up for the second time, and as heat first reported back last month, the actress has been getting close to ex Nicholas Hoult once again.

Jen and Nick are currently filming X Men: Apocalypse in Canada, and according to the Mirror, “he's hoping that during filming, he’ll win her heart again”.
Back to the Us Weekly insider, who reckons Jen and Chris’s schedules were too cray-cray to work.
“Jen has been working nonstop and they never saw each other. They’re on great terms now and their families have stayed close,” the source added.
Whispers Nick, you have a duty to try again with Jennifer. YOU OWE IT TO BRITAIN. Don’t let us down.
Magic Mike XXL London premiere: all the outfits
Magic Mike XXL London premiere: all the outfits
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Amber Heard
From some angles, there was defo sideboob. But when you're this hot, who cares? Amber wowed in scarlet ruffles teamed with an edgy fishtail braided up 'do
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Jessica Wright
Mark's sis went for a pink spectrum dress paired with her signature Essex bouff
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Danielle Armstrong
The tutu plus mad prints are all a bit too crazy for our liking, sorry Dani
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Una and Ben Foden
The brunette Saturday and her hot hubby added a touch of class to the white carpet (we dread to think who's gonna have to clean that afterwards)
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Sam Faiers
Whilst we're big fans of Sam's undone waves, we reckon this gown looks way too ageing
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Ferne McCann
Maybe Ferne had come to the premiere straight after doing some DIY...
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Diana Vickers
So THAT's where Diana's been for the past couple of years. Rehearsing in a choir...
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Channing Tatum
As if he even needed an introduction. That polka dot tie has made us feel all giddy inside
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Jada Pinkett-Smith
Super hot in a spangly LBD and cute pixie crop