Apart from making jokes about himself and supposedly getting the boot from the BBC, Jeremy Clarkson also likes to make jokes about super models. Especially ones who appear to be intoxicated and cause scenes on aeroplanes.
Referring to Kate Moss losing her rag on an easyJet flight home Jeremy wrote in his column for The Sun: "It seems possible that Kate Moss flipped while on an easyJet flight this week because she was hungry.
"Hmm. I'm a big fan of Kate but to lose your rag just because you can't get something to eat is unforgiveable. Oh, hang on a minute..."
Kate was escorted off her flight over the weekend, after allegedly calling the pilot a 'basic b**ch' (lol) and swigging vodka from the bottle.
It was said Mossy lost her rag because the cabin crew ran out of sandwiches. We don't mean to laugh, but it's quite hilarious.
Kate Moss is 41! So here's 41 AMAZING pictures of her
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Launching yet another successful Topshop collection and looking as amazing as ever in this pinstripe suit from the range
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At the Brits last year rocking David Bowie's outfit. Yes, really
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She looks virtually unrecognisable, but still positively amazing
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Debuting a fringe and teaming a silky wide legged jumpsuit with a forge sequin cape
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And the illusion dress was born! Oh-so figure flattering and utterly gorgeous. Bravo Kate
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Letting her Dior lacy number do the talkin' and her doing the supermodel walkin'
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Now THIS is an LBD with a twist. And we bloody love it
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We wish we looked this good after a downpour of rain
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Seriously, is there ANY hairstyle Mossy can't pull off?
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Dressing up as fellow mod bod Cara Delevingne at Jonathan Ross' Halloween party. And nailing it down to a (LOLZ slogan) tee
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So casual
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Fierce and totally fearless on the Vivienne Westwood catwalk. But a bit chilly, non?
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Why oh why were we only allowed hair mascara not a full on head of pink hair like KM?
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Ziggy Stardust meets the velvet trousers we used to wear from Tammy Girl
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OK, maybe we take that statement back
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The iconic pixie crop of 00s was first fashioned by Mossy. Obvs
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Absolutely stunning in this vintage satin gown with don't care hair and scarlet lips
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When Christian Louboutin is your date, you know you've made it
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Who could forget when she famously smoked a fag on the Louis Vuitton catwalk?
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A wee bit nippy are we? We threw this pic in for the disc belt alone
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So THIS is where the double leopard trend first began...
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Feathers, flowers and all round '60s loveliness at the Louis Vuitton show
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Making leather trousers suddenly cool again. Eight years later and we're still wearing ours
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Who could forget her iconic Little Britain appearance? She somehow manages to pull off chav chic with ease though. Worrying, no?
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Awww! Just how cute was baby Kate? She can even work that dodgy fringe
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At the start of a hugely successful modelling career, no-one can deny Kate's extraordinary beauty
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Kate's boho yet totally incredible wedding look is one of her best yet. This vintage John Galliano dress is soooooo dreamy
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Patriotic Moss = one of our favourite Moss' of all
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The launch of her first Topshop line and consequently, this lovely lemon yellow frock came to be owned by us mere mortals
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How Parisian! OOH LA LA
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Remember when we were all lusting after a pair of these '90s shades?
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Those holographic heels are TO DIE FOR
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Now these are shoulder pads our mum would be proud of
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Top to toe in space-age silver at the Met Gala. Yep that is a fancy shower cap she's wearing. And we want it
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Who could forget Mossy was the first to start fashioning a scarf into a tie?
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Who knew a vintage polka dot frock paired with a corset belt could look so chic?
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Yep, there is nobody else in the world that could pull off this sheer red maxi dress. But that leopard bodice and retro hair makes it work in only a way that Mossy could
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Looking a wee bit worse for wear after DJing and partying with Harry Styles. But who could blame her?
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Wowing in hot fuchsia whilst piling on the glitz at the amfAR Gala
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Yep, she is wearing a penis necklace. This is why we love her
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In THAT see-through dress hanging with Naomi Campbell
A passenger told the newspaper they heard Kate yell: "It's f***ing all right for them to eat pasta when we're hungry."
Well maybe Jeremy was on to something because apparently Kate had lived on veggie drinks for the previous five days at the detox centre in Turkey and was starving on her way home.
Another passenger continued by mentioned that Kate seemed irritable from the moment she got on the plane after being separated from her pals.
"She was behaving ridiculously and effing and blinding her head off," he said.
"I had two teenage daughters with me who were very shocked at her language."
Tut Tut Miss Moss.
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