Some jerks reckon Scott Disick and Kendall Jenner are boning now

Near familial celebrity incest news now, and one US tabloid reckons Scott Disick is now cheating on partner Kourtney Kardashian with her YOUNGER SISTER, Kendall Jenner.

Obviously, between rounds of vomiting in disgust, we sought to learn more. Why, why, WHY would Star Magazine print this?

Well. A source explains that Scott went out partying on the night of 10 January – the same night he and his buddies trashed that hotel room in Aspen – after Kourtney accused him of having an affair with 19-year-old Kendall.

The insider went on to say the ‘affair’ likely started while Kourt was pregnant with her third child, Reign (who’s now six weeks old), and she found out just after the New Year when a mate told her about the rumours.

“Her friend heard that Scott and Kendall had sex during a night of partying and told Kourtney they’d been sending steamy texts to each other ever since,” the source claimed.

“At first Kourtney was in complete shock and disbelief. But after she processed the information she was devastated. She yelled, ‘They’re dead to me!’”

Obviously, heat reckons this is a load of bullpoop. Scott’s known Kendall since she was 11, and the pair are like brother and sister. So we’re just going to put our fingers in our ears and pretend we’ve never heard these rumours, mmkay?

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